Knight of Blood
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20 hours ago with 103,499 notes

baracknobama:

my excitement levels when you mention my favourite character

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20 hours ago

Pretty sure my mom is like seven years old…… Or at least that’s what she is acting like

1 day ago
#shitty life questions

How can I convince my parents to let me go to this con that is this weekend with a group of like seven friends, who are staying at one of my friend’s brother’s house (who is 26 years old)?

1 day ago with 111,030 notes
#i only carry one binder
#It is grey

oloveshippurr:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

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1 day ago with 17,754 notes
dragonlibrarian:

beerinabox:

senatorlemonsnout:

IMM LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THIS OMFG
SNOWMANS GOT THESE AWESOME DETAILED COOL LOOKIN FEET AND LEGS AND SHIT WITH THIS DRMAATIC GREEN HIGHLISHGT AND THEN
SLICK IS JSUT
NOODLES

also notice how snowman has the wider stance
she wears the pants here

She stabbed out his eye and whipped his arm off
Slick has never owned a pair of pants
1 day ago with 51,706 notes

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

1 day ago with 24,536 notes
1 day ago with 464,088 notes

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

1 day ago with 96,289 notes
shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.
1 day ago with 71,041 notes